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[The feed opens on a slightly groggy but rather excited Jack cradling something round and darkly colored in the crook of one arm as he holds the 'Gear. 

He's been scanning the comm and has seen that everyone else has received a surprise along with their gifts. HOWEVER Edgar the Murkrow who is on his shoulder doesn't look too pleased about the new arrival. It was a threat. Something that was going to receive more attention than her. CHRISTMAS BE DAMNED! Doc the Hoothoot manning the other shoulder wows the entire universe by actually looking interested in something for once.]


Good morning everyone! I hope you all had a great Christmas! I want to thank everyone for all the gifts! I'm so glad nothing bad happened this year!

Er-- I've got a question though. I've never taken care of an egg before...I know they're supposed to stay warm-- I've seen buzzards sitting on eggs. But uh...I'm not sure Doc and Edgar are big enough.


 
And I think Edgar might want to eat it....
 
quickattackjack: (whatsthis)
This is just dreadful!

[Boy, it sure SEEMED like this was going to be a normal day when he got out of bed that morning. And now something awful had happened! Something was wrong with Doc! The normally obscenely irritable Hoothoot was circling the entrance to the Violet Poke' Mart and chirping happily. Edgar sat on Jack's shoulders and looked just as worried as he was.

;-; their teammate was BROKEN.]


Doc! Doc return!

[He brought out the owl's poke'ball but the red return beam missed him every time!]

Oh, boy. Edgar, go see if you can bring him around! It's too COLD for this!

["KROWH!" With great prupose, the Murkrow took wing and flapped up to where her feathery teammate was circling. And then, a most alluring smell hit her beak! "KrroooOOooOOOwwwww!"

Doc took notice of her for what felt like the firs time.


And that was how Jack ended up with two mushy lovebirds trying to sit on his head at the same time and cuddle with each other.]



ASKDKFJDSndsdsaff.
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[While moving some things from his backpack, Jack holds his 'Gear in his teeth. This manages to snap and send a photo of the junk laying on his bed. One of those things happens to be a LIST of sorts he's been making. Or notes. Or bad doodles.

He gets terribly bored in that hotel room.]



PEEK INTO JACK'S GENIOUS )
quickattackjack: (i could die laughing)
[The video opens with...a blurry screen. It looks like somebody has fogged up the 'Gear's lens or spritzed it with water. THEN ALL GOES BLACK and lots of annoying creaky plastic sounds assault your ears. When the picture clears, all is revealed!

It's day time. People are playing in the snow and laughing on the other side of the Violet cafe windows. BUT ALL IS NOT WELL IN THIS WINTER WONDERLAND.

Have a very...unhappy looking Jack squinting at you. His nose has gone red, his eyes are puffy, and his hair looks like he's been attacked by a rabid pikachu. He is wearing no less than three sweaters and they are all fugly. The Pumpkin King has caught his very first cold. D'awww. ]



Hhhkhhg--I'll give-- I'll give anyone who brings me some cold medicine one of my potions. Or lunch. And my undying appreciation. I'll name my next Pokemon after you this is dreadful!

O-oh before I fhhggorget! Minni Mouse! I have your Christmas gift!


There was something else but I forgo'd what I was talking about--

[The screen is suddenly covered by an explosive sneeze. Classy.]
quickattackjack: (8U)
((OOC: ;-; HHHGdkfjddfds I've missed you all so much! November kicked my ass all month, but in the end, I DEFEATED IT and have a finished novel under my belt.

I'm also bummed I missed the 4th wall event but I loved reading you guys' threads! Hi new people I didn't get to greet! Uh. I cleaned out my inbox (I get e-mail notifications for comments) so if anybody has anything they want me to respond to, DON'T BE SHY <3. I probably forgot. ANYWAY. Jack is back! I might be a little slow at first--still getting back in the groove!))
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[The video begins with a nice shot of...the sky. Jack hasn't dropped his 'Gear because it moves slightly and you can hear the man breathing. Clouds are drifting overhead and it's all quite boring until-]



That cloud looks almost exactlylike a Rattata with all its legs gone! Isn't that interesting?

[That's...lovely, Jack.

For anyone who wants to wander upon a grown man laying on his back and staring at the sky near the edge of town, you're welcome to! Time of day doesn't matter. He's not a terribly busy man.
quickattackjack: (grumpy)



[ Anybody kicking around in Violet is bound to stumble upon THIS sorry sight if they're anywhere near the Tower bridge. He hasn't moved in...quite a while actually. Boohoo.]