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ATTENTION EVERYONE!

It has come to my attention that people do not understand the threat that Ledges pose. I have enclosed a photo and some helpful information with this post. I hope it is helpful.




LEDGES FACT SHEET )LEDGES INFORMATION SHEET )
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[The feed opens on a slightly groggy but rather excited Jack cradling something round and darkly colored in the crook of one arm as he holds the 'Gear. 

He's been scanning the comm and has seen that everyone else has received a surprise along with their gifts. HOWEVER Edgar the Murkrow who is on his shoulder doesn't look too pleased about the new arrival. It was a threat. Something that was going to receive more attention than her. CHRISTMAS BE DAMNED! Doc the Hoothoot manning the other shoulder wows the entire universe by actually looking interested in something for once.]


Good morning everyone! I hope you all had a great Christmas! I want to thank everyone for all the gifts! I'm so glad nothing bad happened this year!

Er-- I've got a question though. I've never taken care of an egg before...I know they're supposed to stay warm-- I've seen buzzards sitting on eggs. But uh...I'm not sure Doc and Edgar are big enough.


 
And I think Edgar might want to eat it....
 
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((OOC: ;-; HHHGdkfjddfds I've missed you all so much! November kicked my ass all month, but in the end, I DEFEATED IT and have a finished novel under my belt.

I'm also bummed I missed the 4th wall event but I loved reading you guys' threads! Hi new people I didn't get to greet! Uh. I cleaned out my inbox (I get e-mail notifications for comments) so if anybody has anything they want me to respond to, DON'T BE SHY <3. I probably forgot. ANYWAY. Jack is back! I might be a little slow at first--still getting back in the groove!))
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[The video begins with a nice shot of...the sky. Jack hasn't dropped his 'Gear because it moves slightly and you can hear the man breathing. Clouds are drifting overhead and it's all quite boring until-]



That cloud looks almost exactlylike a Rattata with all its legs gone! Isn't that interesting?

[That's...lovely, Jack.

For anyone who wants to wander upon a grown man laying on his back and staring at the sky near the edge of town, you're welcome to! Time of day doesn't matter. He's not a terribly busy man.
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[ Anybody kicking around in Violet is bound to stumble upon THIS sorry sight if they're anywhere near the Tower bridge. He hasn't moved in...quite a while actually. Boohoo.]
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[Boop!  Today, Jack's feed focuses on a much more alert and determined face than his last video. His pokemon are healed, his spirits are high, and he is ready to prove to everyone that he is totally not zubatshit insane! Behind him looms the Sprout Tower, silhouetted by the sinking sun.]

Good mor--er afternoon! I have finally made it to the tower! It reminds me of home so much. The ghosts inside are going to point me the way home, but if I find a way back, I'll definitely visit! You have all been such wonderful company and great help! Edgar, are you ready?

[The Murkrow pops into the frame with her GAME FACE on. She has no idea what Jack's babbling about but she's seen some ratatta rustling around the grass at the tower's base and she's ready to go kick some purple rodent ass. "KROW!"]

Everyone take care!


[Oh, he'll be back....]