quickattackjack: (???)
[The video opens up to the bright, clean interior of the Azalea Pokemon center. Strutting around on the tile with a plaster over her foot is one very proud Edgar. She's carrying a small red and black badge in her beak and crooning to herself. Off to the side a rather unamused looking Doc sits with his feathers ruffled. B[ YOU'D THINK SHE DID ALL THE FIGHTING. Stupid crow. Ffffff.]

As you can probably see, we won our gym battle! And that means...well, I'm done with this town. Time to move on. I'll be leaving today or tomorrow. Most likely tomorrow. If anyone has any tips for the path from Azalea to Goldenrod, I'm all ears!

...Edgar if you swallow that, I swear...
quickattackjack: (horror and not the good kind)
[Hey there, Johto! It’s been a while since we’ve seen the old Pumpkin King. His mun is a sickly weenie forgive her. He’s holding the ‘gear up so that we get a good look at a very…surprised looking Jack.

If one looks a little longer, they may notice he’s not actually that surprised.

It’s just that both his eyebrows are missing.]


Hello! How is everyone? I have a question for anyone who keeps fire pokemon since One is my first.

[The camera is angled down to a chipper little Houndour. He’s wagging his nubby little tail and standing in a scorched circle. Edgar perches behind him on a town bench. Her tail is gone and she is not impress.]

I want him to be proud of himself but…how do I explain that catching everything on fire is not okay outside of battle? It's his new favorite game.
quickattackjack: (8U)
[ Who's that? It's Jack in a Poke'Mart work vest with an Edgar on his shoulder! After blowing of some steam during his I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST  SCARIEST TRAINER EVER training run, a grin has returned to the older man's face. It's his lunch break.]

Hey, everyone! Check this out!

[Jack points the 'Gear at an enormous slingshot he's made situated between two thin trees out behind the Mart where he's been breaking down boxes. Between them, he's stretched a sort of net made of things the supplies came packaged in.]

I've found a way to help my flying Pokemon get up to speed. Ready, Edgar?

"Krow!" Edgar is looking bigger these days and a little less ADD. She flaps her wings and looks determined.]

Alright, I just load a little Pokemon food in here, like so. [He drops a few pellets into one half of a broken Poke'ball and starts pulling back on it.] Aim for something that is not a window and--- GO!

[The pellets are launched high into the air and Edgar dashes after them. Bullying random Ratatta has made her fast. She manages to catch one of the three pellets in her beak before it hits the ground.]

Ahahaha, good girl, Edgar! I hope this catches on!