quickattackjack | 13 days till Halloween [video]

[ Who's that? It's Jack in a Poke'Mart work vest with an Edgar on his shoulder! After blowing of some steam during his I WANNA BE THE ~~VERY BEST~~ SCARIEST TRAINER EVER training run, a grin has returned to the older man's face. It's his lunch break.]

Hey, everyone! Check this out!

[Jack points the 'Gear at an enormous slingshot he's made situated between two thin trees out behind the Mart where he's been breaking down boxes. Between them, he's stretched a sort of net made of things the supplies came packaged in.]

I've found a way to help my flying Pokemon get up to speed. Ready, Edgar?

[ "Krow!" Edgar is looking bigger these days and a little less ADD. She flaps her wings and looks determined.]

Alright, I just load a little Pokemon food in here, like so. [He drops a few pellets into one half of a broken Poke'ball and starts pulling back on it.] Aim for something that is not a window and--- GO!

[The pellets are launched high into the air and Edgar dashes after them. Bullying random Ratatta has made her fast. She manages to catch one of the three pellets in her beak before it hits the ground.]

Ahahaha, good girl, Edgar! I hope this catches on!

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I hear that! It's not quite as sunny where I'm from. It's nice here. I could do without fog until...forever.

_{Except for on Halloween, that'd be okay.}

Are you doing anything for Halloween?

_{[Jack looks thoughtful. He had been entertaining a few ideas, but they were all things that would probably end with him being pummeled or arrested.]}

I was thinking about sitting around sharing horror stories.

Late at night, right?

Exactly! Around a fire.

...or, if the moon is out, no fire at all!

For the spooky atmosphere! Good idea, Jack!

_{[He would steeple his fingers if he weren't holding his 'Gear in one hand.]}

N'yeeees.

_[Dork.]

You forgot the evil laugh.

[ Dork the Sequel. ]

O-oh, right.

_{[And then he did so, as only a Pumpkin King can.]}

You're right, that is better!

[ Kay cheerfully gives him a round of applause. ] That sent chills up my spine!

_{[Jack can't help but look a little bashful. He's been away from Halloween Town and the static of near constant praise for a while now.]}

Aw, now you're just makin' stuff up! What are your plans for Halloween?

Mine? I don't think I have any yet.

... I hope they pass out candy here.

They'd better. I'm going to have to turn this place upside down if I don't see some pumpkins by the time the leaves start turning.

..._{The leaves change colors here, right?

[Jack liked all this green, it was new and different, but he wasn't sure if he could deal with never seeing red and yellow and brown trees EVAR AGAIN.]}

Well, it's got all sorts of weather, so I'm sure it's got all sorts of seasons, too!

Good!

I sound so silly worrying about these things, but since the whole Sprout Tower thing went up in smoke, I've been kind of home sick.

Don't worry! I've never been to Halloween Town, but I bet we can do something to make you feel like you're almost home again!

That would be really nice.

_{[Jack is torn. He misses his homeland but it WOULD be interesting to spend an entire Halloween without being climbed all over by rabid fans citizens.]}

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