6 days till Halloween [video]

[quickattackjack]

[The video is very shaky and blurry at first but eventually focuses on...Jack's hand. There is a thin cut stretching across his palm which bleeds freely. Behind it is the beach.]

This is the most amazing thing! Look! Look at this! I can feel the nerves firing off and-- everything! Wow! Hah!



...ow.


I cut it on this--

[He tilts the Poke'Gear down to show a bit of broken seashell in the sand by his feet. Edgar is nowhere to be seen.]

Comments

[Video]

[foolishwren]

... Ohhh. _{[Well that explained it. And she's grateful he said something because... yeah. Ew. Old dude with blood fetish.]}

Yeah, it'll stop bleeding eventually. Just ask someone at the Pokemon Center for a band-aid or something.

What were you before you came here?

[Video]

[quickattackjack]

I think I've got some first aid in my pack I got from Route 46. I'll get on that.

Oh! I was a skeleton. What were you?

[8I]

[Video]

[foolishwren]

.... A skeleton?

... Uh... I was just human...

[Video]

[quickattackjack]

[<8I; He hopes he hasn't warded his 'Gear buddy off. Heather is always pleasant to talk to. He's been getting some similar facial reactions when asked that question.]

I'm sure I was alive at some point but I don't really remember it. So this is a bit new to me. I've met people who have risen from the grave...but nothing like this!

Re: [Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[It's okay, Jack! Heather's seen much weirder than skeletons and furthermore he's a nice skeleton!]}

... Crazy. I mean, I've seen people who used to be animals, but... well. Now that I think of it, there was another dead guy, too.

[Video]

[quickattackjack]

That's why I've been asking about graveyards. These Pokemon are nice, but I'd like to go back home for a breather.

[Jack suddenly realizes he's SORT of made a joke. What with his problem breathing in the beginning and all.]

Ehehehehe...heh. Uhm. Yes.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[... It takes Heather a bit to get that one. And then she GROANS.]}

Oy.

_{[OH SHUT UP HEATHER IT'S NOT LIKE YOU DON'T MAKE RETARDED PUNS, TOO.]}

[Video]

[quickattackjack]

[Jack hadn't honestly meant to make the joke, and knew it was ridiculous...but Heather's reaction was just too great.]

Do you find me...humerus?

[Video] .KS;DF;SDG;DFS;LG;LS;;SA;ASF;

[foolishwren]

.......... NO.

_{[CONGRATULATIONS, JACK. YOU HAVE JUST OUTPUNNED HEATHER. SHE HAS NO CHANCE OF EVER BEATING THAT ONE.]}

[Video] >8D

[quickattackjack]

[Jack, having won, throws his head back to let out some truly maniacal sounding cackling. And it feels good. He hasn't had anything to laugh about since ending up in this weird place.]

[Video] *FACE IN HANDS*

[foolishwren]

_{[EPIC. FACEPALM.]}

... That was a heinous crime against humanity.

That... that was almost as bad as the ones my dad always told.

I hope you're proud of yourself. You criminal.

[Video] Jack the PUNkin King

[quickattackjack]

[The clown with the tear-away face was right. Laughter really was the best medicine! Jack is calming down but still snorting and sniggering. He beams like a Cheshire cat.]

Oh, I am. You just may have given me a new way to strike fear into the hearts of man.

[Video] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[foolishwren]

You SICKO.

<sub>[She's still groaning, so it's obvious that she's not too serious.]

[.... Hey, wait a minute... that laugh sounds kind of familiar...]</sub>

[Video]

[quickattackjack]

[Jack's huge, impish grin remains. He reaches up to adjust his glasses.]

I'll give you credit, don't worry! It would be...would be...bats I can't think of anything good! Hah.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

What have I unleashed upon the world.

Hey, what did you say your name was again?

_{[SHE WANTS TO BE SURE.]}

[Video] [Jack used MINDFUCK!]

[quickattackjack]

[Jack does a silly little 'invisable hat tip' gesture.]

Jack Skellington, and don't you forget it!

[Video] [Heather used WHOAMG!]

[foolishwren]

_[AHA.]

Oh, don't worry. I won't.

_{[Thankfully Heather's OMG WTF reactions are slowly but surely wearing off the more nostalgic childhood icons show up here.]}

[Video] [It was super effective!]

[quickattackjack]

[The poor bastard just kept smiling, oblivious to the fact that his face adorned the undergarments of an entire generation.]

Bone voyage!

[Jack, that wasn't even in the same zipcode as funny. Go take a nap.]

[Video] [The wild Heather fled!]

[foolishwren]

Gawd.

I'm gonna hang up before my IQ drops even FURTHER.