62 days till Halloween [Video]

[quickattackjack]

_{[It's early. It's way, way too early, but here's Jack outside in the dawn fog, perched precariously on a ladder and stringing up lights along the eaves of his mansion. The Halloween decorations haven't even been taken down. Why would they be? Of course he's going to address the network!]}

Jingle bells! Silver bells!... Bells bells bells! Aha-hah! I can't believe it, it's already here!

_{[At least he didn't do this on November first, right?]}

I hope you've all been good! I know I have! What are you hoping to get this year from old Sandy Claws?

_{[His joyful yammering is cut off for a moment as his ladder wobbles and he pinwheels his arms (gear in-hand) to catch his balance. Somewhere off-screen it's possible to hear a Yamask having a poke'breakdown.]}

That was a close one...I think. I think this year I'd like...a quiet holiday. And maybe hiking boots.

Comments

[corporal]

Fake trees? Why would— [ for decorating the house, okay, that makes sense. but the whole tree thing on its own is weird, really he can't keep asking questions or it'll spiral into an abyss and he'll end up more confused ]

That sounds ridiculous. What day is this holiday? [ maybe levi needs to acquire a tree ]

[quickattackjack]

_{[Ridiculous? EXCUSE YOU. Jack's perpetual cheer fluctuates but only for an instant.]}

Christmas! I think you'll find it quite exciting!

[corporal]

[ levi has a lot to learn about expressing.. positive emotions.. HE'S OFFENDED BY THEM ]

Exciting. [ perhaps. ]

I meant, what day on the calendar?

[quickattackjack]

Ah! I misunderstood! Well, Christmas Eve is on the 24th and then Christmas Day is on the 26th. Most people celebrate both days!

[corporal]

[ thoughtful pause. ]

What, exactly, does Christmas celebrate? What's its purpose?

[quickattackjack]

I think that depends on who you ask!

_{[Real helpful, Jack.]}

[corporal]

[ LOL it's fair enough, esp since Levi is just as unhelpful but really, he's sitting here like... 'my birthday. That's it. That's what's important about Christmas bc it should all be about me tbh.' ]

Maybe I'll have to get more opinions. Well. [ Here there's a pause, as though saying this is physically painful for him cuz wow. ] Thanks. For answering all those questions.

[quickattackjack]

Any time!