42 days till Halloween [video]

[quickattackjack]

<sub>[The first thing Johto is treated to is a blurry 'gear-video shot of a book cover. Jack realizes this eventually and pulls it away so that it comes into focus. The cover is black with a single, bold word on it.]

[DIG]</sub>

I bought a copy of this for a friend last year, but I don't think I told anyone else about it. I think this has to be the very best horror story I've come across since arriving in Johto. It's about a man who ventures into Diglett's Cave and becomes horribly lost...which is a feat since that cave is one of the less complicated ones that I've heard off.

_{[His face blanks momentarily as he remembers the horrors of Union cave...then his smile returns.]}

There's more to it than that, but I wouldn't want to give anything away! I know all of you have horror stories where you're from. Tell me about them!




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Comments

Re: [video]

[used_fireblast]

[Little bit of a laugh there.]

Careful. That's the kind of thinking that leads to things like the fourth Indiana Jones movie.

[video]

[quickattackjack]

I'm guessing it didn't go very well...

_{[Crapy B Johto Horror movies are almost the poor skeleton's entire movie experience. He...wasn't impressed.]}

Re: [video]

[used_fireblast]

[How to describe the Crystal Skull experience to someone with almost no movie-going history...]

Imagine walking into a diner and making your regular order. When your food arrives, not only have they changed almost every ingredient into something entirely different, but it's cold, the waitress is rude, and it takes about an hour to arrive.

...And then people start making unfortunately-apt Highlander 2 comparisons and it goes downhill from there.

[Yeah, that ought to do it.]

[video]

[quickattackjack]

That sounds...horrible. Was the person who made that film punished?

Re: [video]

[used_fireblast]

You have no idea.

[They got aliens and flying-saucer b-movies in his pulp-adventure fantasy. Not a good mix.]

Well, I'm not sure he was able to show his face around conventions for a while. Not without facing hordes of angry fans, at least.

[Never underestimate the power of angry mortal fanatics in large groups.]

[video]

[quickattackjack]

I'd imagine not! I'd say he's quite lucky he didn't have some fingers removed.