39 days till Halloween [video]

[quickattackjack]

_{[At first it's hard to tell that the Pumpkin King is upside down. He's hanging off the common room sofa in the Breeding Centre with his legs draped over the back. A pokemon toddling by along the cushions is the only clue to his position.]}

You know, I've been wondering...just how many of you were dead before you arrived? I admit it's gotten a little lonely on the network. We dead folk must stick together!

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[video]

[pinnedbangs]

[. . . There is a certain cool factor about a dead guy walking. It is only slightly outweighed by the dead part.]

I'm not dead. [JUST GONNA ESTABLISH THAT REAL QUICK.] ...But how long have you been dead?

[video]

[quickattackjack]

Hello, there! Oh, I don't know, it's been ages. Probably...er...

_{[Jack rubs his chin. Jesus he forgot.]}

Maybe for as long as Halloween has been around. It all tends to run together when you do the same thing every single year.

[video]

[pinnedbangs]

[The cool factor has tipped in Jack's favor.]

Whoa. ...What do you do on Halloween every year that you end up forgetting?

[video]

[quickattackjack]

Well it's not so much what we do, it's just...well, our job was to bring Halloween to the rest of the world. Scheduling theatric storms, monitoring bat migration, rangling cats.

Have you ever tried to get cats to do anything in an organized way? They just all tend to bleed together.