Jack Skellington (
quickattackjack) wrote2011-10-20 12:20 am
36 days till Halloween [Video/Action for Breeding Center]
[What? Why, NO, you can't use the livingroom.]
[There's a Jack in it.]
[A rather distressed Jack. He's sitting on the center of the rug surrounded by open movie rental boxes and sorting through them like a mad man. The remote sits off to the side and the flatscreen is playing credits from the last disaster he's pre-screened. Some cornsyrup happy gorefest called Crockagnaw 2. Jack doesn't look well. There are dark circles under his eyes (even more so...considering he's like...a dead guy) and his hair isn't tied back. It is fucking EVERYWHERE. He's punching away furiously at his 'gear and broadcasting his findings.]
Can ANYONE out there reccommend me a good horror movie? I've watched over thirty eight and they all SUCK. [Thanks again, Barney, for teaching him that word.] Come on, Johto! You're killing me! Flying Type? Honestly?
[He holds up a sun-faded box with an ominous Pidgeotto silhouetted against a rooftop on the cover.]
I admit, Used Revive had potential but....hhhhhhhgggggghh!
[He gives in and flops backwards, giving the 'gear a good shot of the ceiling light fixture.]
This movie night is going to be a disaster. I know it. It's not going to be a horror fest. It'll be a comedy show.
[WOE.]
[There's a Jack in it.]
[A rather distressed Jack. He's sitting on the center of the rug surrounded by open movie rental boxes and sorting through them like a mad man. The remote sits off to the side and the flatscreen is playing credits from the last disaster he's pre-screened. Some cornsyrup happy gorefest called Crockagnaw 2. Jack doesn't look well. There are dark circles under his eyes (even more so...considering he's like...a dead guy) and his hair isn't tied back. It is fucking EVERYWHERE. He's punching away furiously at his 'gear and broadcasting his findings.]
Can ANYONE out there reccommend me a good horror movie? I've watched over thirty eight and they all SUCK. [Thanks again, Barney, for teaching him that word.] Come on, Johto! You're killing me! Flying Type? Honestly?
[He holds up a sun-faded box with an ominous Pidgeotto silhouetted against a rooftop on the cover.]
I admit, Used Revive had potential but....hhhhhhhgggggghh!
[He gives in and flops backwards, giving the 'gear a good shot of the ceiling light fixture.]
This movie night is going to be a disaster. I know it. It's not going to be a horror fest. It'll be a comedy show.
[WOE.]

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[ Who is this hobo in his house? ]
[ Oh, no, that's just Jack who looks even more hoboish than usual. ] Are you alright, Skellington-san? [ You look really dead... ]
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My life is over.
[Dramatic, much?]
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[ A short pause. ] Are they that scary, or just that bad?
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action; YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT FAIL
WHAT FAIL I DIDNT SEE NO FAIL
YOU BETTER NOT OR YOU'LL REGRET IT
AND THEN LJ SUCKED FOR A WHILE
LJ ALWAYS SUCKS, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
HARRBLARBLARBLG
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[She looks so excited at first. Then she pouts.]
And there aren't any good ones?
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[Jack hasn't been enlightened to the joys of BAD horror movies.]
Maybe I'm not looking in the right places.
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And if it isn't, I'm making it one now.
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[Jack starts fishing around in the pile of movies to see if he picked it up in his whole SCOOP EVERY VIDEO EVER OFF THE SHELF INTO HIS BAG spree.]
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*watching!*
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[[which is why he had given up even trying to have movie night]]
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[He was sure his own pokemon enjoyed it but to hear URSA URSA URSA RAAAANG over and over just...got old.]
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Why are you wanting horror films anyway?
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I want to hold a horror movie night for my housemates. It's not going well.
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[He knows the pagans celebrate it, and they do... something in America but-]
Is it really that big of deal? We do not even celebrate where I am from.
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[video] slowvember for me ;-;
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Is there a problem?
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Yes and it's horrible.
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I beseech ye, dear sir, let this venture be mine. Tell me where I must go or who I must speak with so that your ailment can be conquered.
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Thanks.
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[Brain hurt.]
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