27 days till Halloween [Video/action/ FOURTH WALL TIMES AWH YEAH]

[quickattackjack]

_{[ Joining the buzz of confusion filling the Poke'Network today is a very concerned face--or the lack of a face really. No skin, no hair, no lips or eyes...a bleached skull peers into his poke'gear's camera with a pair of glasses pinched in his boney fingers.]}


I really hate to be a bother to anyone, but...my nose has disappeared. And my ears. Not that I'm complaining, you see! But...is it just me?

_{[Jack tries to put his glasses back on out of habit and fumbles them to the ground.]}

Whup--- NO! NO NO NO!

<sub>[The 'gear's view swings wildly to reveal that Jack was on a sunny route, minding his own damn business, but traveling, as one must on some routs, near a Ledge.

Jack groans.]</sub>

Oooh, I swear these blasted natural formations will be the death of me...now I've got to go all the way back aro-- what is that?

_{[He peers at something off-camera with much interest. Soon, a rumbling can be heard.]}

Why...it's a automobile. It's going terribly fast, I don't think that's safe..._{there isn't a road way out here in these woods} what in the WORLD do they think they're doing?

_{[ Le squint.]}

Are they...?

_{[ Jack's face, though he has not an inch of skin to speak of, goes through a hilarious kaleidoscope of expressions before settling on D8!!!!!!!!!!!4 He tears away from the ledge and abandons his 'gear in the middle of the path in favor of some nice, inviting bushes to dive headfirst into because....]}



~*FUCK LEDGES*~


[OOC: Help a rattled skeleton find his glasses in the wreckage of several innocent trees or run for your fucking lives with him. Oh Jesus help us all. Cruella will be tagging around this weekend under my personal journal wolfyttwisted.]

Comments

AWESOMEEEE

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

{Nanao straightens her glasses.}

Sorry for frightening you, but I think that woman is mildly homicidal. {Sideways glance!} We can share, can we not?

FOLIAGE FRIENDS FOREVER

[quickattackjack]

That's okay.

And I think you're right. But...I think she's gone now.

_{[Jack braves the world and pokes his head out of the bushes, seeing nothing but a trail of dust and deep, dark tire tracks.]}

That was terrible. She came out of nowhere. Are you alright, ma'am?

DON'T YOU MEAN FOLIAGE FRONDS FOREVER? /ha ha ha oh the puns

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

I... didn't even know that you could have cars here!

{Nanao will poke her own head out to see for herself, and will whistle at the damage caused.}

Wow... It all happened so quickly, too..! I'm fine, sir, fine apart the loss of some dignity.

I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED

[quickattackjack]

Neither did I! I assure you, I wouldn't be walking everywhere.

_{[Jack shuffles back out onto the road and peers over the ledge.]}

I really liked those glasses...

I AM OBVIOUSLY A MASTER AT PUNS

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

If I knew how to drive one, neither would I. Mind you, with my powers back, I hardly need to.

{Fishing twigs out of her hair with a grimace.}

What, did they fall over the ledge?

NOW YOU MUST DEFEAT HEATHER TO WIN THE TROPHY

[quickattackjack]

_{[Jack nods]}

I dropped them when I tried to put them on and forgot...nothing to hold them up with.

_{[If a skeleton could look embarrassed, he sure did!]}

OH NO NOT HEATHER HOW COULD I EVER DEFEAT HER

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

Well, that is a bit of a problem, isn't it? {And then suddenly, Nanao vanishes!}