quickattackjack | 27 days till Halloween [Video/action/ FOURTH WALL TIMES AWH YEAH]

_{[ Joining the buzz of confusion filling the Poke'Network today is a very concerned face--or the lack of a face really. No skin, no hair, no lips or eyes...a bleached skull peers into his poke'gear's camera with a pair of glasses pinched in his boney fingers.]}

I really hate to be a bother to anyone, but...my nose has disappeared. And my ears. Not that I'm complaining, you see! But...is it just me?

_{[Jack tries to put his glasses back on out of habit and fumbles them to the ground.]}

Whup--- NO! NO NO NO!

_{[The 'gear's view swings wildly to reveal that Jack was on a sunny route, minding his own damn business, but traveling, as one must on some routs, near a Ledge.

Jack groans.]}

Oooh, I swear these blasted natural formations will be the death of me...now I've got to go all the way back aro-- what is that?

_{[He peers at something off-camera with much interest. Soon, a rumbling can be heard.]}

Why...it's a automobile. It's going terribly fast, I don't think that's safe..._{there isn't a road way out here in these woods} what in the WORLD do they think they're doing?

_{[ Le squint.]}

Are they...?

_{[ Jack's face, though he has not an inch of skin to speak of, goes through a hilarious kaleidoscope of expressions before settling on D8!!!!!!!!!!!4 He tears away from the ledge and abandons his 'gear in the middle of the path in favor of some nice, inviting bushes to dive headfirst into because....]}

~*FUCK LEDGES*~

[OOC: Help a rattled skeleton find his glasses in the wreckage of several innocent trees or run for your fucking lives with him. Oh Jesus help us all. Cruella will be tagging around this weekend under my personal journal wolfyttwisted.]

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Jack wheels around and nearly topples down the ledge.]}

Oh! I-- ....hello, there.

_{[The skeleton straightens up a little.]}

I did...yesterday, in fact.

[The man doesn't seem terribly alarmed.]

It might have just fallen off.

_{[ .................. 8I wat.]}

With the rest of my skin?

You had skin, too?

Maybe this Skellington isn't the same from the movie, Zach.

Well, it was more of a recent development, really, since I showed up here. And just today--

_{[Who was he talking to...did he just say movie? Phoenix had used that word when he--uh oh.]}

NOPE. Not me, no sir!

Really.

Ahahaha, I'd be no good in pictures!

_{[FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU THIS GUY KNOWS ABOUT HIS YULETIDE CRIMES OH GOD BE COOL, JACK. BE COOL.]}

Don't say that. I'm sure you could be a very charismatic character.

Well, I appreciate it...but...so you saw...

_{[Jack jerks a thumb behind him at the trail the wtfmobial left.]}

I don't think I've seen you on the network...what an odd day to arrive in Johto!

Is that what this place is called? I see.

That's right...I think I've had enough outdoors for one day. I'm going to head that way.

_{[Jack nods in the direction OPPOSITE the tire tracks.]}

Are there any particular landmarks that way?

Just Azalea Town!

_{[NOT ANY MORE, JACK!]}

You can come if you like!

Anything of interest in this town?

Well...there's a very nice restaurant that serves soup! I work there. You've got to wear a tie to get in though.

Well, that won't be a problem.

How's the coffee there?

_{[Jack taps his chin thoughtfully. He wasn't much of a coffee man himself.]}

It's alright!

Just alright? Jack, that won't do.

I'm afraid I can't help you there, friend!

27 days till Halloween [Video/action/ FOURTH WALL TIMES AWH YEAH]

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