Call Jack's Poke'gear!

[quickattackjack]

Hi there! Wanna thread but don't have time/want to set up a whole post for it?
Does your character just wanna call and shoot the breeze? LET'S DO IT.
Just use the COMMENT and MESSAGE threads below!

[Psst, if you need OOC contact, try here!]

Comments

8/14 not anonymous at all

[ossifragant]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[quickattackjack]

This sounds very serious. Who is this?

[ossifragant]

It's Greed! We've spoken before, remember.

I don't know if it's real or not but I think it needs to be seen by as many people as possible!

[quickattackjack]

That's right! Staying away from those ledges?

[ossifragant]

I have been, actually.

[Mostly because he got distracted by other things but hey, small blessings.]

[quickattackjack]

GOOD. You keep that up and you won't end up with a broken neck.

[ossifragant]

Believe me, I'm behaving.

[quickattackjack]

Good.
Be sure to tell your friends as well.
Friends don't let friends climb ledges!

[ossifragant]

Of course. I'll tell all of them to stay far away.

[quickattackjack]

Very good!
Do you think people would like that on a shirt? I've seen similar ones in Goldenrod.

[ossifragant]

Haha! Maybe!

You could sell them to the new people who show up.

[quickattackjack]

Fashionable and educational!

_{[Greed no.]}

[ossifragant]

You should go for it. Sell them for 500 each.

[Greed yes.]

[quickattackjack]

Now where would one go to get these shirts made I wonder...surely somewhere in Goldenrod. They have everything. But I'm camping right now.

[ossifragant]

Me too otherwise I'd go take a look. I'm sure there's a store in Goldenrod that could make the shirts, though.

Goldenrod is huge. I'm sure it has several novelty t-shirt places!

[quickattackjack]

The that's the first thing I'll do when I get home.

You behave yourself now. Goodbye!