quickattackjack | 53 days till Halloween [video]

_{[Today's video is not a smiling old man but a large, dark face with enormous watery red eyes. The Yamask, Eric, has gottenhold of Jack's 'gear and is hovering among tarp-strewn walls and boxes of props. Everything that is visible, though, is aptly creepy and rickety and uninviting--just the way a haunted house should look.]}

Yamask! Yamamamask! Yamask!

< This is a horrible idea! It's terrible! Everything is going to go wrong, I know it! This whole contraption is an accident waiting to happen! A fire hazard! A death trap! Nobody listens to me! Ooooh, why won't anyone listen to me? Friends, if your trainers insist on coming to this--this--hullabaloo, please get them to wear a helmet or-- or strong shoes or...oh, just carry a first aid kit! >

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[Spite just cackles.]

If you've seen all this carnage, then what's so upsetting about a creaky old house?

[Edmund, meanwhile, is trying to take the 'Gear back. Too bad he's much smaller and not as strong.]

Spite! Y-you can't just take over a conversation like this, please give the Pokegear back...

Because it could cause MORE carnage!

Then it's the humans' own fault for going in, HAHAHA!

Here, you two wusses can talk to each other, I'm outta here.

[She floats off, tossing the 'Gear back to Edmund as she does. He gives her a look of Total Indignation, and looks very much like he'd like to give her a piece of his mind. But...then he sighs, and doesn't.]

I'm so sorry about her...