53 days till Halloween [video]

[quickattackjack]

_{[Today's video is not a smiling old man but a large, dark face with enormous watery red eyes. The Yamask, Eric, has gottenhold of Jack's 'gear and is hovering among tarp-strewn walls and boxes of props. Everything that is visible, though, is aptly creepy and rickety and uninviting--just the way a haunted house should look.]}


Yamask! Yamamamask! Yamask!

< This is a horrible idea! It's terrible! Everything is going to go wrong, I know it! This whole contraption is an accident waiting to happen! A fire hazard! A death trap! Nobody listens to me! Ooooh, why won't anyone listen to me? Friends, if your trainers insist on coming to this--this--hullabaloo, please get them to wear a helmet or-- or strong shoes or...oh, just carry a first aid kit! >

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[quickattackjack]

< Trainer wants people to come into this death trap and--and be scared! And see all these terrible things! That's not fun! How could that be fun? >

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[summoningscroll]

< Does anyone willingly enter a death trap? What is the lure your trainer is offering to attract others to their doom? >

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[quickattackjack]

<FUN. >

_{[The little ghost pokemon starts to wail at that. A very good, spooky wail, as his trainer has told him time and time again.]}

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[summoningscroll]

[The Absol's ears flatten back at the sound, and she hisses lightly to try to calm him.]

< Surely no one will be foolish enough to willingly enter something so danger-- >

< She will! > [That's the Musharna speaking up, though she doesn't open her eyes or make any other movement toward the 'gear.] < Her dreams are full of adventure and danger! Will there be adventure to go with the danger? >

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[quickattackjack]

_{[Eric pulls himself together long enough to choke out an answer.]}

< A maze! Long stairways! Trap doors! Just awful! >

VIDEO

[summoningscroll]

< That sounds more like a nightmare than a dream... >

[The Absol hisses again.]

< Of course it does! Something described as a death trap would be a nightmare, do not be foolish! > [But she turns her attention back to the Yamask with the air of someone completely surrounded idiots.] < Tell me, is there no way you can sabotage such a thing so your trainer cannot exact these plans of hers? >

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[quickattackjack]

_{[Eric brings a ghostly hand up to his chin in thought. He'd never considered sabotage...]}

I...I could go around town and pull down the posters!

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[summoningscroll]

< Do you want his trainer to get mad at him, Yin? Don't do it! Some people like nightmares! >

< I had meant something more alike to Razor Wind... >

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[quickattackjack]

I...I don't know Razor Wind. All of the other pokemon are on board this trainwreck, I don't have anyone to help me!

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[summoningscroll]

[The Absol hisses again with displeasure.]

< What city are you in? It is unlikely that we will be able to convince our trainer to go there, however. The reason being that she feels the need to secure every badge. >

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[quickattackjack]

The deathtrap that is Goldenrod!