27 days till Halloween [Video/action/ FOURTH WALL TIMES AWH YEAH]

[quickattackjack]

_{[ Joining the buzz of confusion filling the Poke'Network today is a very concerned face--or the lack of a face really. No skin, no hair, no lips or eyes...a bleached skull peers into his poke'gear's camera with a pair of glasses pinched in his boney fingers.]}


I really hate to be a bother to anyone, but...my nose has disappeared. And my ears. Not that I'm complaining, you see! But...is it just me?

_{[Jack tries to put his glasses back on out of habit and fumbles them to the ground.]}

Whup--- NO! NO NO NO!

<sub>[The 'gear's view swings wildly to reveal that Jack was on a sunny route, minding his own damn business, but traveling, as one must on some routs, near a Ledge.

Jack groans.]</sub>

Oooh, I swear these blasted natural formations will be the death of me...now I've got to go all the way back aro-- what is that?

_{[He peers at something off-camera with much interest. Soon, a rumbling can be heard.]}

Why...it's a automobile. It's going terribly fast, I don't think that's safe..._{there isn't a road way out here in these woods} what in the WORLD do they think they're doing?

_{[ Le squint.]}

Are they...?

_{[ Jack's face, though he has not an inch of skin to speak of, goes through a hilarious kaleidoscope of expressions before settling on D8!!!!!!!!!!!4 He tears away from the ledge and abandons his 'gear in the middle of the path in favor of some nice, inviting bushes to dive headfirst into because....]}



~*FUCK LEDGES*~


[OOC: Help a rattled skeleton find his glasses in the wreckage of several innocent trees or run for your fucking lives with him. Oh Jesus help us all. Cruella will be tagging around this weekend under my personal journal wolfyttwisted.]

Comments

[quickattackjack]

_{[Jack: worst thing to land on ever, pretty much. He lets out a grunt of his own and quietly hopes she didn't just dislocate something.]}

A-are you alright?

DON'T YOU MEAN FOLIAGE FRONDS FOREVER? /ha ha ha oh the puns

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

I... didn't even know that you could have cars here!

{Nanao will poke her own head out to see for herself, and will whistle at the damage caused.}

Wow... It all happened so quickly, too..! I'm fine, sir, fine apart the loss of some dignity.

[storytimeplz.livejournal.com]

{Rolling off him, and lands in a little moeblob next to him.}

I-it only hurts a little bit. Promise.

{LIES. Her lip is wibbling a little bit.}

[quickattackjack]

_{[Jack pushes himself to his knees and cringes when he hears his spine POP back into place. Well...no harm done.]}

That was horrible...what on earth were you doing in a tree? And so close to a ledge!

_{[Jack, no, she's just a kid. Please spare her from your retarded ledge babble.]}

I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED

[quickattackjack]

Neither did I! I assure you, I wouldn't be walking everywhere.

_{[Jack shuffles back out onto the road and peers over the ledge.]}

I really liked those glasses...

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[zach-is-with-me.livejournal.com]

Is that what this place is called? I see.

I AM OBVIOUSLY A MASTER AT PUNS

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

If I knew how to drive one, neither would I. Mind you, with my powers back, I hardly need to.

{Fishing twigs out of her hair with a grimace.}

What, did they fall over the ledge?

[storytimeplz.livejournal.com]

{Sitting up slowly, rubbing at her back.}

Th-that loud thing with wheels thing - it scared me, and I guess I must have ended up in the tree.

{She is never too young to start learning a healthy fear of ledges.}

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[thebelsareinert]

... Are you alive in there...?!

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[soaringdarkness.livejournal.com]

The hell are you running away for? You already look pretty dead to me!

[yattagarasu.livejournal.com]

Is there room in there, Mister Skeleton??

[quickattackjack]

_{[Jack stands up and offers her a hand.]}

It was a very scary car. I'm glad you're alright...but try and stay away from these ledges if you absolutely can.

[quickattackjack]

Mr. Skeleton? Kay, it's me! Jack! I haven't seen you in so long!

NOW YOU MUST DEFEAT HEATHER TO WIN THE TROPHY

[quickattackjack]

_{[Jack nods]}

I dropped them when I tried to put them on and forgot...nothing to hold them up with.

_{[If a skeleton could look embarrassed, he sure did!]}

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[quickattackjack]

_{[Jack pokes his head out of the bushes to find...8U HIS BUDDY CROW! He's too glad to see him to be cross for very long.]}

I don't know about you, but I don't like being dashed to pieces. It's very had to pull myself back together!

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[quickattackjack]

Relatively speaking!

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[quickattackjack]

That's right...I think I've had enough outdoors for one day. I'm going to head that way.

_{[Jack nods in the direction OPPOSITE the tire tracks.]}

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[zach-is-with-me.livejournal.com]

Are there any particular landmarks that way?

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[quickattackjack]

Just Azalea Town!

_{[NOT ANY MORE, JACK!]}

You can come if you like!

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[thebelsareinert]

... Does it hurt?

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[quickattackjack]

_{[Jack stands and brushes himself off.]}

Nah...but did you SEE that? Who DRIVES like that?

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[thebelsareinert]

Someone getting ready to get arrested, that's for sure.

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[zach-is-with-me.livejournal.com]

Anything of interest in this town?

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[quickattackjack]

Well...there's a very nice restaurant that serves soup! I work there. You've got to wear a tie to get in though.

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[soaringdarkness.livejournal.com]

[snorts] That'd be quite a sight! I'm not gonna try it myself, though.