"Oh yes! Dead as a doornail! I had been dead so long I forgot how much trouble a single eyelash could cause a body!"

And then the radio sputtered into life. Jack blinked, then knocked against the door frame.

"He isn't paying for that, you can play with the ones downstairs." Jack turned to Walter, bringing his bony hands together. "I apologize, they've just been itching for someone to take the haunted room challenge but we haven't had any takers this month."