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Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [personal profile] quickattackjack 2017-01-10 06:27 pm (UTC)

Oh yeah, she's the best. Hey, Boner, c'mon, the bird doesn't wanna be your friend, don't be a pain. You're not as lovable as you think you are.

[A rather ironic bit of advice, as Handsome Jack begins leading the way to his salon. It never once occurred to him to leave his puppy at home.]

Drives me crazy, but...I dunno. Be weird if I didn't have him with me, ya know? He's not even the one I started out with, but the friggin thing needs so much attention....

[The Houndour in questions waddles at Jack's feet, tongue hanging out looking up adoringly. Yeah, he knows what sort of person his Trainer is. But his Trainer's never been bad to him, so he doesn't really care.]

One time, I put him out of the bedroom for the night, he cried the whole time. You got any like that?

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