Oh boy...you know what's funny? I actually don't remember when the last time I celebrated Christmas was!

[For some reason, he knows what Christmas is in the most basic sense, but...well, it doesn't seem to be all that popular of a thing in Miseryville for some reason. Can't imagine why.]

Though if it keeps snowing like this, I'm gonna have to get a thicker jacket.

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Do you need any help with that, by the way? I can run over in a sec if you need me to!