[It's a rather lovely afternoon in Goldenrod. On the edge of town people are picnicing in the nice weather, training their pokemon, and introduing their newest additions to their teams. Jack was one of those people. That was until one of the two little green goats he found grazing behind his house two days ago did something new.]
[Something amazing.]
[Something game changing]
[Anybody unfortunate enough to turn on their gears or be within a quarter mile will be treated to near deafening, hyserical screaming.]
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED!
FINALLY! AHAHA! AHA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAA!
[Behold a gangly old man haphazardly riding a somewhat-too-small Skiddo that is leaping back and forth across a Ledge. Yes. One of those ledges. The poor leafy goat looks sort of alarmed because her rider is just...screaming. He's not even making words anymore. He's just making loud joyful(???) babbling sounds and possibly crying. Definitely crying.]
FOUR YEARS! Four long years I've been here! I've seen people break bones and nearly lose their lives combating ledges! These God-forsaken land formation are no longer our masters! We can go anywhere!
Anywhere!
THE GOATS WILL DELIVER U--whoah!
[He promptly falls off the Skiddo who bounds over to her brother who has been huddling on the edge of the path with Jack's Arbok and Murkrow during this whole...display. Jack doesn't get up he just...lays on the road and laughs at the sky. It's been a long time coming, hasn't it?]
[Eventually Edgar flaps over and retrieves his gear from the road before turning it off with a swift peck.]
[Any video responses will come several hours later.]
[Something amazing.]
[Something game changing]
[Anybody unfortunate enough to turn on their gears or be within a quarter mile will be treated to near deafening, hyserical screaming.]
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED!
FINALLY! AHAHA! AHA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAA!
[Behold a gangly old man haphazardly riding a somewhat-too-small Skiddo that is leaping back and forth across a Ledge. Yes. One of those ledges. The poor leafy goat looks sort of alarmed because her rider is just...screaming. He's not even making words anymore. He's just making loud joyful(???) babbling sounds and possibly crying. Definitely crying.]
FOUR YEARS! Four long years I've been here! I've seen people break bones and nearly lose their lives combating ledges! These God-forsaken land formation are no longer our masters! We can go anywhere!
Anywhere!
THE GOATS WILL DELIVER U--whoah!
[He promptly falls off the Skiddo who bounds over to her brother who has been huddling on the edge of the path with Jack's Arbok and Murkrow during this whole...display. Jack doesn't get up he just...lays on the road and laughs at the sky. It's been a long time coming, hasn't it?]
[Eventually Edgar flaps over and retrieves his gear from the road before turning it off with a swift peck.]
[Any video responses will come several hours later.]