Well, my hometown is called Halloween Town. We bring Halloween to the world every year.

_{[There's a sort of...cringe in his voice. He's missed out on two Halloweens now. It's...getting to him.]}

The houses are nice, several of them haunted. Ghosts, so long as you get to know them, can make wonderful roommates. We've got a lively downtown area, a public park, spacious graveyard...it's just a wonderful place.