It was alright! No skin to get bruises on. I didn't have to worry about getting poked in the eye. No worrying about paying a barber for a haircut...

_{[He decides not to tell her about the time he lost his foot in a swamp. Though somebody had been kind enough to mail it to him since he put his name in his shoes (Sally was full of great ideas), it didn't seem like a story she'd like.]}