Yes, sir, organizing thunderstorms, rangling black cats, deciding on placements of cobwebs, shrieks, wails, moans, haunting districts, all of those things. It's a lot of work! And yet...less and less people are believing in ghosts these days.
[The old king trails off momentarily. He wondered if it was his fault. If they were scarier, if they were more willing to toe the line of human belief and be more daring in this technological age where blurry photos of bigfoot were a dime a dozen, he could change that. WOE.]
[voice]
Yes, sir, organizing thunderstorms, rangling black cats, deciding on placements of cobwebs, shrieks, wails, moans, haunting districts, all of those things. It's a lot of work! And yet...less and less people are believing in ghosts these days.
[The old king trails off momentarily. He wondered if it was his fault. If they were scarier, if they were more willing to toe the line of human belief and be more daring in this technological age where blurry photos of bigfoot were a dime a dozen, he could change that. WOE.]